Sunday, October 08, 2006

We work as a team. Each of us in Tabula Rasa has a dedicated role in our endless quest for harrassing players, taking theit money and making them leave the game after they've been squeezed.

BurtonX: the teaser. In the game he will attack you if you are half his size. Well no, one tenth of his size, BurtonX never gives a chance to his victims. This is an incentive to gain levels (read: to pay a lot) in order to become able to avenge and to kill BurtonX. In the forum he will provoke you with words like "You're a retarded sucker." The aim is to make you answer the same way. Then comes the banner...

Nukleardog: the banner. He's the forum admin who kicks you off.

Opius: the false friend. She will pretend she's helping you, she's acting as the "good cop", and post about all the help she gives. Of course she never actually helped anyone.

Ladykristal, Yasima, Valdorian: the yes-men. Once someone says something like "Tabula Rasa is a mafia of cheaters playing for free and pretending to be real chars" and BurtonX answers with "Retarded sucker, everybody knows we're not cheaters", Ladykristal, Yasima and Valdorian will quickly come and pile on. This way, the unsuspecting onlooker will always see at least five posts supporting Tabula Rasa for one confronting us.

Jinxeth: the obsession of power. He created all kind of meta-sites (even a stream radio! Can you imagine! Completely irrelevant...) around Gothador, allegedly to help the players but actually to make them dependent. Like when a dealer gives you free heroin. Typically his site was named "Bow", for "Book of Wisdom" but implicitly meaning you had to bow to him. He went too far in his attempts of mass domination and his meta-site was hacked. This is a lesson for all of us, too much impunity blinds you, we need to be careful somehow.

Draegon: the whiner. This one would always complain about the huge amount of work done by Tabula Rasa and our meta-site to "help" players. He would ask for donations, and so on. Like Valdorian, Draegon formally left Tabula Rasa for another cult (otherwise it looks weird in the forum when you see all these posts by TR and only TR. )


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